Kisah Suami dan Isteri

Kisah rumahtangga kadangkal menggelikan hati. Foto: Lensahasrul

Salam ... 

Adehhh ...  ada orang kata saya ni tenging ... buka reti bahasa inggeris .. uhh memang saya tak pandai pun ... cuma tau cakap hai hai bye bye je .. :P ...   tapi itulah bukan semua perkara saya tahu. Tapi saya pandai copy paste .. hehehe.. hehehe .. ini kopi dan teh yang saya buat ..... tajuk citer Husband & Wife... atau Suami dan Isteri...

Ianya sebuah nukilan dalam English yang saya copy paste dari entah mana ... tapi ia datang dari sumber orang yang suka hantar-hantar ke dalam inbox email saya. Bagus juga derang ni buat gini .. ada gak bahan saya nak wat entri untuk blog. Terima kasih yer.

Apapun .. meh tgk apa yang saya kopi dan teh ni .. saya tak reti nak translate .. saya cuma guna google translate je ..  ... ada sapa2 leh tulis balik dalam BM tak?

Case #1:

Why Divorce?

In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband." "But why?" asked the judge. She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me." The judge asked, "How do you

know?" She replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles him."

Case #2:

Husband & Wife - Love Your Enemy

From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Samy." "Samy! But he is your enemy!" "Yes, I know that! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."

Case #3:

Husband & Wife - Wedding Ring

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? " The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."

Case #4:

Husband & Wife - Why?

"Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another man's arms... "

Why, Dad ? Tell me why!" Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, "Maybe, Son, she didn't get the fax."

Case #5:

Husband & Wife - Same Service

A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years it's all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking." "Why complain?" said the counselor. "You're still getting the same service!"