Lawak Mr Bean

Lawak Mr Bean memang tak boleh blah punya. Kadang-kala lucu, ada masa mengarut je lebih. Disebabkan menonton semula filem  Johny English Reborn secara online tadi .... tup tap saya terjumpa artikel ini di laman komuniti saya ... huhuhu .... layan ehh untuk bacaan santai ...

Asyik nak serius je, ada masa perlu juga rileks dan santaikan diri. Lawak dalam bahasa Inggeris. walaupun ada yang kurang nak faham, tapi lama-lama sambil buka kamus ... boleh buat tergelak juga. Lawak dalam bahasa Inggeris juga boleh bantu anak-anak belajar ... walaupun hakikatnya dalam siri TV atau filem Mr. Bean, lelaki British ini hampir langsung tidak keluar suara.

Koleksi Lawak Mr Bean

While Having a Brain Check-up

Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean : Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean : Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor : Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean : Because that proves that I have a brain!

Mr. Bean While in Grade School

Teacher : What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean : 9
Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

While Mr. Bean in a Drug Store

Mr. Bean : I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean : Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

Queuing Behind His Friend at an ATM Machine

Friend : What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean : I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend : Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean : Four asterisks!

Puzzle

Friend : How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean : 16.
Friend : Why?
Mr. Bean : Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.

While Mr. Bean Chatting with His Friend

Friend : How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean : What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.
Friend : What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean : Head Cleaner.

Sharing Sympathy

Mr. Bean : (crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend : Condolence, my friend. (After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder).
Friend : What now? Mr. Bean : My sister just called, her mom died too!

Mr. Bean Attending a Meeting

Colleague : Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs. Because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean : Thats alright, me too... I got stuck on the escalator for 3hrs.

Spelling Lesson

Mr. Bean's Son : Dad, what is the spelling of successful... .is it one "c" or two "c"?
Mr. Bean : Make it three "c" to be sure

Anak-anak saya memang sukakan Mr. Bean ni .. dan saya pun sama .. haha.